Man vs. Wild

The other day Joseph had a candy in his mouth and was playing outside.  I went out and was watching him play in our bushes when he spit his candy in his hand.   I told him he needed to keep it in his mouth.  So he put it back in his mouth.  Two seconds later he spits is back out into his hand, picks it up with his other hand and puts it back in his mouth.  Then holds up a rolly polly and says, "No eat a wolly polly mama!"

Man: 0
Wild: 1